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SNAPPI
N
G
SPOONS
nuvu.ai
△ EVERYTHING +400%
•
▽ REALITY −12%
•
△ COMPUTE +900%
•
▽ WAGES −31%
•
△ EVERYTHING +400%
•
▽ REALITY −12%
•
△ COMPUTE +900%
•
▽ WAGES −31%
•
USEFUL LIFE: NOW 6 YEARS! • DEPRECIATE LATER •
USEFUL LIFE: NOW 6 YEARS! • DEPRECIATE LATER •
HIGH SCORES
take-home ($M)
1. A.S.S.
99999999
2. ———
00000000
3. ———
00000000
4. ———
00000000
— . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
— . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
no other entries. there never were.
DAYS SINCE LAST
BROWNOUT: 0
P/E △
TOTAL RETURN
+∞%
solitaire.exe
time: 6:41:09
SNAPPING
SPOONS
not open yet. the bubble hasn't finished inflating.
2077 — SOON™
△ +400%
REC
240p
FREE TIER — UPGRADE
BUY.
why?
BUY.
VOLT
LINE 1–4
FACILITIES
— sanitation & light trading —
LADLE
A. S. SILVERSPOON
ENGRAM · UPLINK ACTIVE
We're not open. Come back when I've decided you're worth the compute.
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SNAPPI
N
G
SPOONS
nuvu.ai
△ EVERYTHING +400%
•
▽ REALITY −12%
•
△ COMPUTE +900%
•
▽ WAGES −31%
•
△ EVERYTHING +400%
•
▽ REALITY −12%
•
△ COMPUTE +900%
•
▽ WAGES −31%
•
USEFUL LIFE: NOW 6 YEARS! • DEPRECIATE LATER •
USEFUL LIFE: NOW 6 YEARS! • DEPRECIATE LATER •
SNAPPING
SPOONS
not open yet. the bubble hasn't finished inflating.
2077 — SOON™
BUY.
why?
BUY.
TOTAL RETURN
+∞%
solitaire.exe
6:41:09
P/E △
△ +400%
REC
240p
FREE TIER — UPGRADE
VOLT
LINE 1–4
FACILITIES
— sanitation & light trading —
LADLE
HIGH SCORES
take-home ($M)
1. A.S.S.
99999999
2. ———
00000000
3. ———
00000000
4. ———
00000000
— . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
— . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
no other entries. there never were.
DAYS SINCE LAST BROWNOUT: 0
ASSISTANT TERMINAL
"Noted. We'll be in touch. We won't be in touch quickly."
leave your number with my assistant.
NOTIFY
SNAPPINGSPOONS.COM · a satire. not financial advice.
SILVERSPOON
ENGRAM · UPLINK ACTIVE
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